High Sheriff Gabby "Hayseed" Kaiser
No one gets past the sharp dark eye and shaky-though-swift draw of Gabby Hayseed Kaiser. After taming much of the west, he decided to restore order to America's pioneer town, cleaning our town of many shady characters like seed thieves, parking violators and chicken snatchers. It's a rare day in Bakersville when anyone talks back to the heavy-handed law enforcement of Sheriff Gabby!

Michael J.
This deputy of the High Sheriff has often been denounced as an impersonator, but this deputy retains his Fife-like character while maintaining the law and making rules for the Bakersville Jail. Renowned through the region for serving justice with a single bullet, a stern look and whole body that is toned and weapon-like. Tread lightly around this bulldog of the law!

Homer Lee alias Deputy Birdie Tweedle
The classic image of true grit and supreme western justice, this constable has worked over the years with the likes of Dolly Parton, Kenny Rogers and the late Bob Hope. Our town is proud to be served by such a competent, complete and controlling law officer. He is not afraid to take on used car dealers, telemarketers and other scallywags with his broad shoulders and nerves of steel.